How can I keep getting worse roommates constantly?

The Sanitarium has reached new depths with the latest roommate; and everyone on staff is upset by his constant pestering for no good reason. What happens to me if I have another heart attack and they're slow responding to this room's call light? He belongs in a psych unit!

— Homeless Philosopher (@bouldergeezer) June 21, 2024

Not to mention that he listens to MSNBC, the network of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

— MRW