By Max R. Weller
My roommate is being moved to a different hall very soon. He may be alone in his new room, given the amount of disturbance he causes both day and night, and staff working my hall seem just as happy to be rid of him as I am.
“I can’t find my urinal! And somebody has stolen my TV remote again! Assist me, young lady, or I’ll turn you in to your supervisor.”
(I’ve obviously taken some license with this image: nobody on staff at Happy Haven wears a bikini.)
I suspect that if he bothers his new neighbors as badly as he’s irritated me, the next option for him will be the Colorado Mental Health Institute at Fort Logan.
“Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty we are free at last!”