‘Boulder weather: Up to 11 inches of snow expected today’

STAY SOBER TO SURVIVE OUTDOORS!

By Max R. Weller

Read the bone-chilling forecast reported in the Daily CameraExcerpt follows:

Boulder could see almost a foot of snow over the next 24 hours as the city remains in a week-long winter storm, according to the National Weather Service.

Today’s forecast calls for a high of 24 and 1 to 2 inches of snow during the day and another 5 to 9 possible overnight. The overnight low is expected to be near 3, with windchill as low as -4.

Since I’ve had to doff my thermal underwear because of a Plague of Boils, perhaps due to the polyester material irritating my skin over these past weeks, I’m thankful there will be a layer of snow for insulation in my burrow tonight; it’s really quite effective at keeping the temps up to a comfortable level.

For all those Transient Cannabis Addicts who are not quite as hardy as the Homeless Philosopher, and who have migrated to Colorado from warmer climes at the coldest time of year, feel free to make full use of  what is available here — before you catch the next Greyhound out of our state: Resources for the homeless in Boulder, CO.

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