Boulder County, CO Transients of the Year 2016:

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Zackary Kuykendall (L) and Jimmy Suggs (R)

“It must of (sic) been us,” declared the bum on the right, as these two Alabama inbreds visited a Cold Springs Fire evacuation center looking to grab Free Stuff. Thanks to our lenient criminal justice system, the brain-dead arsonists will serve only 2 years on work release from Boulder County Jail, to be followed by 4 years of probation during which they can’t leave the jurisdiction. No doubt this gratifies the people of Alabama, but we here in Colorado understandably view it differently.

— MRW 

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