DONATING TO A NONPROFIT IS NOT THE SAME AS HELPING THE HOMELESS!
By Max R. Weller
(Andy Cross, Denver Post file photo)
The first step is to start smoking dope on the streets in Denver, CO with one or more of your fellow slackers. Dusty Taylor and friend illustrate this strategy in the photo above.
Remain committed to getting stoned each and every day, and soon you’ll find your way to the neighboring city of Boulder and this facility:
You’ll feel right at home here, and no doubt recognize many faces from Denver. You’ll also have to learn how to guzzle rotgut vodka to be sociable, because smoking dope and getting pickled are l’ordre du jour among Boulder’s transient population.
Fear not! For you have a champion: